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In summary:

Health Benefits for Men

Research summarized in a 2007 article in Sexual and Relationship Therapy found that masturbation may help men by:

— Improving his immune system’s functioning.

— Building his resistance to prostate gland infection.

— Making for a healthier prostate.

Australian researchers have reported that frequent masturbation may lower a man’s risk of developing prostate cancer. A survey of men found the more frequently a man masturbates between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to get prostate cancer. In fact, those who masturbated more than five times a week were one-third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Health Benefits for Females

When it comes to a woman’s health, self-pleasuring serves her well by:

— Building her resistance to yeast infections.

— Combating pre-menstrual tension and other physical conditions associated with their menstrual cycles, like cramps.

— Relieving painful menstruation by increasing blood flow to the pelvic region. This will also reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches.

— Relieving chronic back pain and increasing her threshold for pain.

Health Benefits for Both Sexes

Masturbation rewards both men and women because it’s:

— The safest kind of sex, keeping you free of sexually transmitted infections.

— A great form of stress relief.

— A mood booster in releasing endorphins.

— A natural sleep sedative.

— A mechanism for building stronger pelvic floor muscles, which can lead to better sex.

— A natural energetic pick-me-up.

As Sigmund Freud once remarked at the Vienna Psycho-Analytical Society, “the subject of masturbation is quite inexhaustible.” While he wasn’t getting at the benefits (Freud saw self-pleasuring as harmful to the genitals and one’s psychosexual and moral development), the same can be said in how it can improve one’s sexual relationship.

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The Masturbation Diet - fact or fiction...

Is there really a Masturbation Diet? If you do a web search using the search term “ Masturbation Diet” you will find a ton of links with references to a Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho who had developed the so called “Masturbation Diet”. Supposedly Dr. Shukan Tokuho had published a paper / study on his Masturbation Diet claiming that 5 minutes of vigorous masturbation can consume 300 calories, which is the equivalent of 20 minutes on a tread mill. He also claims that masturbation can be so refreshing that it can curb your appetite thus cutting even more calories from your diet.

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Movies re-written

We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So I decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?

1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star)Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 Seconds) Blolie

And my personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce (seriously hot) Willie

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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

What are you thankful for?

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