The Masturbation Diet - fact or fiction...

Is there really a Masturbation Diet? If you do a web search using the search term “ Masturbation Diet” you will find a ton of links with references to a Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho who had developed the so called “Masturbation Diet”. Supposedly Dr. Shukan Tokuho had published a paper / study on his Masturbation Diet claiming that 5 minutes of vigorous masturbation can consume 300 calories, which is the equivalent of 20 minutes on a tread mill. He also claims that masturbation can be so refreshing that it can curb your appetite thus cutting even more calories from your diet.

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Limericks :
Said the girl wearing only a smileIt really has been quite a while;And I see that your cockIs as hard as a rockSo why don't we give it a trial?Then the charming young thing from East Dover(Who was holding a four leaf clover)Said that wishes come trueIf you know what to doAnd she turned away and bent over!Well then, what's a young fellow to do?She was waiting for me, this I knewSo I unsheathed my sword,Prayed my thanks to m'lordAnd I proved that my aim was true.That tight little twat was so sweetAs I felt it engulf my hot meat,She wriggled and buckedAnd got thoroughly fuckedThat sweet little bitch in heat!Then I knew I was going to cumAnd I rubbed at her clit with my thumbAs she cried and she moanedI released my huge loadAnd my brain and my body went numb...

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Movies re-written

We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So I decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?

1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star)Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 Seconds) Blolie

And my personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce (seriously hot) Willie

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

What are you thankful for?

Phonesex knock knock jokes

PhoneSex Operator: "Knock knock"Operator's friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Cami"Friend: "Cami who?"PSO: "Cami hurry up and call me?"

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?PSO: "Andi"Friend "Andi who?"PSO: "Andi licked my pussy, andi fucked my ass, andi came all over my face!"

PSO: "Knock Knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Dawn"Friend: "Dawn who?PSO: "Dawn-t stop now, I'm going to cum any second..."

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Devon"Friend: "Devon who?"PSO: "Devonately the best damn phonefuck you're gonna get anywhere!"

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Jacki"Friend: "Jacki who?"PSO: "Jacki-n off is so much more fun when you do it with me..."

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The Count audition for a phone sex commercial.

A clip from a Count Dracula’s audition for a part in a Halloween Phone sex commercial. To view the clip on YouTube click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/v/t9umnnO3ET0 and be sure to turn up your speakers.

IS IT A TREAT (OR A TRICK)?

It's a treat if...she opens her throat and takes it all in;
It's a trick if...she bites.

It's a treat if...she bends over so you can nail her from behind;
It's a trick if...she bends over and farts.

It's a treat if...she starts with a strip tease;
It's a trick if...she turns out to be a cock tease.

It's a treat if...she likes it doggy style;
It's a trick if...she likes to do doggies.

It's a treat if..she wants to be titty fucked;
It's a trick if...her titties are smaller than yours.

It's a treat if...she shaves her pussy;
It's a trick if...she doesn't shave her legs.

It's a treat if...she's into sixty-nine;
It's a trick if...she IS sixty-nine.

It's a treat if...she screams when she cums;
It's a trick if...she screams because her husband cums home.

It's a treat if...she likes golden showers;
It's a trick if...she makes you take a cold shower.

It's a treat if...she makes all your wildest wet phone fantasies come true...The OLCI phone girls sincerely hope you get only treats for Halloween this year!!

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